Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Turkey Day!

Too bad I didn't have these instructions before having our Turkey Dinner last weekend
 
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
Step 1 -  Buy a turkey
Step 2 -  Have a glass of wine
Step 3 -  Stuff turkey
Step 4 -  Have a glass of wine
Step 5 -  Put turkey in the oven
Step 6 -  Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7 -  Turk the bastey
Step 8 -  Wine of glass another get
Step 9 -  Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10 - Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11 - Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12 - Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13 -  Tet the sable
Step 14 - Grab another wottle of bine
Step 15 - Turk the carvey!
Sugar Plum Fairy 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

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