We have been receiving quite a few telemarketers recently.
I try not to be rude to them since they are working for a living and I appreciate that.
Dinnertime, before 8 in the morning or after 8 in the evening make me cranky though.
Last week, I received one in the afternoon that ALMOST had me buying whatever it was they were selling.
As I answered the phone, a cheerful voice with a southern drawl exclaimed,
"You are home!
You are harder to reach than the last pickle in the pickle jar!"
Made me smile!