Friday, July 6, 2012

Am I the Only One?

Am I the only person who enjoys reading fun police blotters? You know the not terribly serious ones listing crimes that are almost comical?
When we were at the beach a couple weeks ago, I got the giggles while reading through some and thought you might as well.

"A caller reported a truck had been idling for 20 minutes at a construction site on Tulare Street. Police advised the construction workers to turn off the vehicle and no doubt gave them a lecture on reducing your carbon footprint"
 "A caller reported a woman bent over in a car with the window open on 4th Street. Initially, she was not responding, but then she woke up and appeared to have been drinking. Police were unable to locate her."

 "A man and a woman did a dine and dash for $46 at Shell Cafe'. The caller said that the freeloaders were hung over from going to the Pozo Saloon the night before. He or she knew the general area where the dining duo lived.  Police paid the couple a visit and they paid the bill. They probably didn't even tip."

 "An employee at Pancho's nailed a shoplifter."

"A man in his twenties with shaggy hair was reportedly wearing no clothes on the 600 block of Via Myrtle. Police were unable to locate the unkempt nudist."


6 comments:

Janie Fox said...

haha totally ridiculous. love it.

Karen Deborah said...

ha ha you'd like church sign bloopers.

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D said...

boy...did i need to use some serious brain cells for that at first....

Denice said...

uh that was me...what just happened?

Becky said...

No you are not the only one!
One of my favorites is....
One winter a house was robbed, the police followed the one wheeled wheelbarrow track through the snow to the neighbors house. LoL