My sister just sent me the following E-Mail. Rachel is her daughter and one of my two favorite nieces.
"Rachel had a CJSF (California Junior Scholastic Federation) installation ceremony at her school last night.
The teacher in charge congratulated all the kids for their academic achievement, and then went on to let them know that if their grades fell, they would be dismembered.
While I knew what she meant, I certainly got the giggles. That's some pressure! She ended the ceremony by asking us to give the kids 'a round of a hand'.
I sense a theme."