Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day

Hubby and I are both blessed to still have our mothers with us. They both live fairly close and we will be able to visit with both of them today. We are very fortunate. I think they both would get a giggle out of the following...I received it as an E-Mail a year ago and have no idea where is came from...sorry. The questions were posed to 2nd grade students and their answers are too much funny!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only only who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house
3.To help us out of there when we are getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of string.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and
one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she liked me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be pretty nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800.00 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says she didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad

What's the difference between moms and dads?
Moms work at work and work at home and dad's just work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's house.
4. Mom have magic. They make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it, not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes in the back of her head.



Anonymous said...

That's cute! Happy Mother's Day!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Life through the eyes of a child.....precious!
Happy Mother's Day!

Farmchick said...

These are very cute! Hope you had a great day!

Tipper said...

Made me giggle : ) I hope your day was extra special : )